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Yeah, that stream... Didn't do as well as I thought it would | E4R1H CODE NAME: EARTH; LORE IN COMMENTS SINCE PRETTY MUCH NOBODY USES BOSSFIGHTS LORE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Before I start on the lore:

Data and the collector aren't my first OC's. I made this one night while I was bored

Well, not THIS but something like it

I remembered earlier today and decided to make it into a canon character

Note that this one is different from data, this one was actually meant to be female rather than just having code in it's ai that made it female

Anyway, onto the lore
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One day, the man who built data (who we'll call professor) was minding his own business when he got another message about the environment and how earth is too polluted to save

NASA was already working on rockets the size of crew ships because they knew the earth could be destroyed by natural disasters any day now, so any project the professor wanted to work on didn't have much funding.

But the professor didn't really care, he could just go to home Depot and get materials with his own funding

However what he would need for this would not be available publicly

You see, the professor knew none of these new rockets wouldn't make it into space, not even a foot off the ground

So he decided to use a normal rocket and send some cargo to something already in space: the I.S.S. (International Space Station) a simple robot, he had built several by this point and had figured out the best frame design

This one was going to be special, it was going to populate planets in other solar systems with human life

However the exoskeleton was the hard part, he knew it would have to be something strong and it would have to compact

He went with a very round design to make it very strong, and decided to use 2d plastic because of it's extreme durability (yes, 2d plastic is real and it's as strong as I described it to be. However it's strength might be over exaggerated if it battles another character)

However because of very little funding, he only had enough for the lower body
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And the material was expensive enough that he couldn't get it with his own funding. But, if the world is ending, who cares if he steals some from storage? Nobody is using it anyway

So he created the rest of the exoskeleton, and put it on the frame. The frame was made with a combination of steel and carbon fiber, that with the 2d plastic exoskeleton makes it virtually indestructible

The next part was a simple cloning chamber that could easily be stored inside the robot and folded out when needed

However there were plenty of these in the genetic testing labs, and he had a friend there who was willing to spare one

Now for the hard part, the brain

This time he couldn't just put in the beefiest computer he could find. He needed something more powerful, able to run more complex commands to evaluate how likely it is for human life to survive on any planet it finds

But then it hit him, there was an experimental artificial brain in storage, nobody has touched it in years. The professor could simply test it, fix any bugs, and put it in the machine

However this was much easier said than done

He even had to get a neuro scientist to help him program it

But when it was done it was perfect, except for one thing...

It had no paint.
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The professor knew that 2d plastic was strong enough that it wouldn't melt as long as the robot doesn't fly straight into a star, so it didn't need to be all white

However it's better to be safe than sorry, so he did use some of his old art skills to make the robot look a bit more friendly, using blues and greens knowing it wouldn't matter

Then adding a heat resistant coating on top of it

She was complete, he would simply call her "earth"

By the time language is developed on the planets she populates, earth (the planet) would likely no longer exist

Now to send it to- they can't do a launch.

"I DO WHAT I WANT" the professor said as he walked away angrily. Cloning technology wasn't the only thing he put in the robot

She did have sentient AI however she still seeks her goal with extreme determination

She cannot kill or harm a human, as prevented by her code, but can push them out of the way. That part of the code likely will be removed as she edits it to more efficiently find suitable planets. The less non essential code being run, the more processing power there is for more essential parts of the system

She barged through guard, after guard, leaving a path for the professor and a few other scientists to get through

Eventually getting to the control room
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The rocket currently being launched was full of supplies for the I.S.S. but it had enough empty space for earth to get in

And sure, it would be off course, but because of Earth's flying capability, it wouldn't be a problem

The reason for needing the rocket is because of how difficult it is to escape earths gravity

If it were just earth flying on her own it would be like trying to lift a 30 pound weight with a 5 dollar quad copter

And this is also how it will make sure a civilization is ready, it will be able to sustain itself by the point that it can build a rocket

Another part I forgot to mention, it's wings can act as solar panels, and shields

So she's good on defense

Eventually she will likely be given strong enough propulsion to escape a planets gravity on her own with other civilizations creating new technology off of information we already gathered
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(time skip by a few thousand years)
(Roleplaying as earth)

Mission log: I'm not even counting at this point

My cloning machine has shut down, I can no longer create new civilizations

It was dead weight so I threw it off a cliff, surprisingly that removed enough weight that I can escape a planets gravity on my own now

I was also given a drone from the last civilization I created, I'll call it: moon

I've begun to see strange bursts of radiation, Before I can get to the source it always disappears. At one point I was able to catch a glimpse of what is causing these and I swear I saw a person

They were in some sort of space suit but I couldn't confirm it was one of the humans I made. It could be a survivor from the first civilization

But again, it disappeared

In a bright flash of light, poof! Gone!

I've been keeping extra energy stored from my solar panels just in case it appears close to me. But I doubt that will happen

End of mission log
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i always envy people that write a whole ****ing essay for lore and i can only write a few sentences
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Lol

I like making stories
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yea
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I don't like to brag but I think I'm good at it
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oh well at least some have it
i have the talent of doing really dumb stuff for no reason
like me translating a paragraph into russian just to send it to my ukrainian friend
(btw thats why it took so long to reply)
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noice
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I like how this turned out
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It turned out amazingly
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In the original the wings were WAY different
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i got deja vu from this for absolutely no reason
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It was slightly based on earth-chan so maybe that's why

earth-chan is basically "what if earth was an anime girl" with that same logic applied to every planet, star, and other celestial body. I did that, but just earth, and instead making it a robot
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no from these comments:
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Huh, weird
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