Dear President Biden, While hiking down along the Mexican
border this morning, I saw a Muslim
jihadist fall into the Rio Grande River;
he was struggling to stay afloat 'cause
of all the guns/bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Mexican
who was also struggling to stay afloat
because of the large backpack of
drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely
drown. Being a responsible Texan
& abiding by the law to help those
in distress, I informed the El Paso
Sheriff's Office & Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned,
& neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think that I
completely wasted two stamps.
