ANNOUNCING RECESSION TERRITORY GERMAN ECONOMIC MINISTER: "WE WILL HAVE NEGATIVE GROWTH FIGURES IN Q3 AND Q4 THIS YEAR, AND IN Q1 OF NEXT YEAR."; SO THEN I TOLD HIM TO JUST REDEFINE 'RECESSION' AND CLAIM TO BE EXPERIENCING MASSIVE JOB GROWTH AND A BOOMING ECONOMY. DAMN IT JOE.
