roast me because i love this ship NOW!!!!!!!1111

nick rye the Russian spy

true actually

Bro, shut up. You’re acting like a kid, but with this shit, I know you gotta be a 30 year with no job that lives in your parents basement, promising them you’ll go to college eventually so you don’t have to face the real world. You’re the sort of person that jerks off to people sneezing. Now stop harassing minors to have e-sex, get up off your bean bag, and get a life. Maybe then someone other than your non-existent father will touch you with something other than a fist.

i'm 15

We all know that’s 🧢

your cap mr. white

Oh, I’m gonna cry!

now then mr. white about the 107 grams of meth...

They aren’t for you

no i'm just here to say 50 of those grams tasted pretty good

F**K YOU

Oh ok

I don’t recognize them 💀

get f**ked

Is that somethin from daganronpa?

yes

sucks to suck

imagine shipping

me imagine no i do

what is that, a tablet or a gun?
they look like the kind of people who’d use this pun:
“Babe are you a bullet?
Because I can’t get you out of my head”

i think it's an old old old playstation

ahhh
anyway

nick rye?
Gonna cry?
you ain’t got no one to coddle you for this reaming
your ships show mental dips
and your do fatherless memeing

lmaooo

fun fact my father doesn't live with me but when he comes to my house he brings milk

so yo daddy did come back with the milk

oof tho

yeah but the bars you dropped also rhyme with your name

lol true

and also referring back to your first comment
yeah they do seem like the couple to say that

fair