JAMES DAVID (JD) VANCE, AKA JAMES DONALD BOWMAN, AKA JAMES HAMEL. AFTER A "ROOTLESS," CHILDHOOD, HE SEES PEOPLE AS STEREOTYPES AS PORTRAYED IN HIS "AUTOBIOGRAPHY. TRUMP IS HIS LATEST "FATHER FIGURE," TELLING HIM WHAT TO DO. SORRY ABOUT HIS SCREWED-UP LIFE, BUT WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER TRUMP PARTY LACKY IN OFFICE.