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"George H.W. Bush took millions of documents to a former bowling alley and a former Chinese restaurant where they combined them. So they're in a bowling alley slash Chinese restaurant. By contrast, I had a small number of boxes and storage at Mar-a-Lago — very small, relatively — guarded by the great Secret Service, we love the Secret Service. And yet the FBI, with many people, raided my house."; -Donald J. Trump waxing moronic, spouting what is most likely the latest Qookery he read on social media or just plain pulled out of his a** on the spot while simultaneously confessing to the crime he's been denying he committed for months.