You can almost HEAR Pete's little brain firing on all . . . two or three cylinders

U.S. TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY PETE BUTTIGIEG HAS SOME DEP A.O.C. LEVEL THOUGHTS:; WE TOLD EASILY BAMBOOZLED FLORIDIAN LIBERALS TO DEEP-SIX THEIR TRADITIONAL CARS AND BUY ELECTRIC CARS INSTEAD. AND NOW BECAUSE THOSE CARS GOT EXPOSED TO WATER THEY ARE EXPLODING LEFT AND RIGHT ACROSS THE STATE. BY GOLLY I NEED TO CONVINCE THEM THAT HAVING THEIR OWN CARS EXPLODE IN THEIR DRIVEWAYS, WHILE PUMPING LETHAL TOXINS INTO THE AIR, SELF-RIGHTEOUSLY VIRTUE SIGNALS THEIR CONCERN FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!