Here we go again

numero uno
Skid: God, give me patience.
Edgar: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Skid: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Accurate

numero dos
Skid, about M: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Cherry: Are we stealing them?
Bun: New or used?
Skid: Wonderful responses, both of you.

numero tres
Skid: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
M: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Skid: Three of us saw it, M. How do you explain that?
M: *Points at Cherry* Sleep deprivation. *Points at Bun* Paranoia. *Points at Edgar* Delusional personality disorder.

numero quadro
Skid: Bye M! Bye Cherry! Bye Bun! Bye Edgar! Bye M!
Cherry: You said ‘bye M’ twice.
Skid: I like M.

numero zinto-Skid: Looking left because you don’t treat me right
M: Looking right because you left
Cherry: Looking up because you let me down
Bun: Looking down because you f**ked up
Edgar: What is wrong with you guys?

number 6(me no do Spanish no more)
Skid, trying to convince Edgar to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... phat!
M: And loud!
Cherry: And grumpy!
Bun: And oblivious to reality!
Edgar:

number 7-
Skid: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Edgar: You would eat yourself?
Skid: I wouldn’t even question it.

true

lmfao

E V E R Y T H I N G

10000000000000000000000000000000000000% cannon

Cherry's one is Accurate

lmfao

now this one isn't related to the incorrect quotes, but I wanted to do it anyway.
Edgar, to Hivemine, whom is tied up.
Edgar- Hive Tech promised an electric car by THIS YEAR.
Edgar- I put a deposit down.
Edgar WHERE'S MY GO***MN ELECTRIC CAR, HIVEMINE?

its funny cuz ik where its from

you choose who to put as which spot I'm not sure

1.
Person1: *traps a wasp under a cup*
Person2: *Appears and sets down two more cups*
Person1: [Person2] no.
Person2: *Begins to shuffle the cups*

2.
Person1: So say I killed some-
Person2: Where's the body
Person1: This is only a hypothetical sit-
Person2: Where's the body.
Person1: ...It's in the freezer
Person3: WE KEEP THE POPSICLES IN THERE