IT DOESN'T TAKE A MATHEMATICIAN TO ADD UP AND COMPARE GOD AND SATAN'S RESPECTIVE BODY COUNTS. GOD HAS, AFTER ALL, KILLED BILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN A GREAT FLOOD. SATAN NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THAT. WHAT WAS THE ONLY THING SATAN DID "WRONG"? HE REBELLED AGAINST GOD, BUT WOULDN'T YOU? LOOK AT WHAT KIND OF A GOD HE IS! HE NEEDLESSLY MURDERS PEOPLE IN NEARLY EVERY BOOK AND PASSAGE OF THE OLD TESTAMENT! HE CREATED AN ENTIRE RACE OF PEOPLE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF CATORING TO HIS OWN EGO, AND THEN GETS MAD WHEN WE DON'T LIVE UP TO OUR APPOINTED ROLE IN LIFE OR QUESTION ONE OF HIS DECISIONS! HE IS A RUTHLESS, DICTATORIAL, NARCISSISTIC, SOCIOPATHIC MASS MURDERER. IF I GO TO HELL FOR NOT WORSHIPPING HIM, SO MUCH THE BETTER. I'D RATHER SPEND ETERNITY WITH SATAN, SOMEONE WHO HASN'T TREATED THE HUMAN RACE LIKE DISPOSABLE GARBAGE, SOMEONE WHO HAS GIVEN KNOWLEDGE TO HUMANITY RATHER THAN TRYING TO SUPPRESS IT.
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