bruh

all 572097584 of dels children will now have a father!!

NO

divorced already??

you cant get divorced if you weren't romantically involved in the first place

why everyone think he is your husband

idk they ship us for some reason

who's 'they'?

a bunch of people

that includes who?

for example

barf

oh so now Del is blaming her problems on human throw up

classic del moment

bruh the user

classic del moment to blame her problems on others

im not blaming anyone 💀

denial is not ok del

well its a good thing im not doing it then

you didn’t even try to deny it this time :DDD

what

that he’s your husband

i didnt say he was either

But u didn’t deny it

technically i did, by saying "how could you say that about your crush" indicating it was a self roast to him or something

Lmao

lmao

wot the flip happened here

dont ask

okie lmao

lmao

Lmfao

lol

WHAT THE F**K

LMAOAOAOAO

Hey

sry to break it to ya but im straight

Same

thought you was gay

Nah

oh ok

he just jokes about that stuff

ok

yuh

Ofc you're straight you are dating del

no

straight up doesnt want you

Oh I forgot you weren't dating
You're married

no we're not

DDDAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMMM

LMAOAAOAOOAAO

SAVAGE DEL

i have my moments

ye

yep

rejected

I like your tagline lmaoo

Thanks ig