YOU, ME, GAS STATION

YOU, ME, GAS STATION. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER, WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH, HORNY FISH, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! FISH ORGY! THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE'RE GUNNA FIGHT IT, BEAR FIGHT, BEAR HANDED, BEAR... NAKED? OH YES PLEASE. WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE IT INTO A CHUCK E CHEESE, DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST, THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO, THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPAL