ONCE UPON A TIME, PEOPLE WHO SAID THIS WERE CALLED CRAZY; "TORNADOS NEVER EXISTED UNTIL TRUMP TOOK OFFICE! THE ELVES TOLD ME SO! CAN I HAVE $100?"; NOW THEY RUN FOR OFFICE; "TORNADOES NEVER EXISTED BEFORE TRUMP TOOK OFFICE! WE HAVE SECRET FILES PROVING IT!"; "WE ARE GOING TO RAISE YOUR TAXES $100 TOO."