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finished the short story | No bitches? 
A short story by LordReaperus

As megamind travels upstairs to meet roxanne, he peeks through her doors peephole, waiting for roxanne to let him in. 
"No bitches?" Megamind questions, out of fear that Roxanne has no interest for him. 
Across the hall, titan, megaminds worst enemy appears. "No... it can't be..." megamind exclaims. 
"Unfortunately yes, megamind, no bitches." Titan says. "And it is true, there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy,
and there is no such thing as bitches. And you'll never get any! None i tell you! Ever since I was a kid, i always though anyone
could get bitches, I thought anyone could get them! But you... you made me realize that bitches were never collectable," Titan says.
"So, what have you got to say for yourself, megamind, huh? It's time we finish this once and for all!" "I never needed bitches," megamind claims.
"Bitches do exist titan, and i just stole yours. Roxanne Richie..." Titan stares in fear, dissapointed in his own miserable defeat. | image tagged in blank white template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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No bitches?
A short story by LordReaperus

As megamind travels upstairs to meet roxanne, he peeks through her doors peephole, waiting for roxanne to let him in.
"No bitches?" Megamind questions, out of fear that Roxanne has no interest for him.
Across the hall, titan, megaminds worst enemy appears. "No... it can't be..." megamind exclaims.
"Unfortunately yes, megamind, no bitches." Titan says. "And it is true, there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy,
and there is no such thing as bitches. And you'll never get any! None i tell you! Ever since I was a kid, i always though anyone
could get bitches, I thought anyone could get them! But you... you made me realize that bitches were never collectable," Titan says.
"So, what have you got to say for yourself, megamind, huh? It's time we finish this once and for all!" "I never needed bitches," megamind claims.
"Bitches do exist titan, and i just stole yours. Roxanne Richie..." Titan stares in fear, dissapointed in his own miserable defeat.
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No bitches? A short story by LordReaperus As megamind travels upstairs to meet roxanne, he peeks through her doors peephole, waiting for roxanne to let him in. "No bitches?" Megamind questions, out of fear that Roxanne has no interest for him. Across the hall, titan, megaminds worst enemy appears. "No... it can't be..." megamind exclaims. "Unfortunately yes, megamind, no bitches." Titan says. "And it is true, there is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no such thing as bitches. And you'll never get any! None i tell you! Ever since I was a kid, i always though anyone could get bitches, I thought anyone could get them! But you... you made me realize that bitches were never collectable," Titan says. "So, what have you got to say for yourself, megamind, huh? It's time we finish this once and for all!" "I never needed bitches," megamind claims. "Bitches do exist titan, and i just stole yours. Roxanne Richie..." Titan stares in fear, dissapointed in his own miserable defeat.