Nah, that's Dukes Of Hazard

Actually it was Dukes of Hazzard.

You tried.

Sorry, my autocorrect did that

Sure it did sweetheart.

Did autocorrect also make you misquote Neil Armstrong in your profile?

I beg your pardon?

I beg you to pick up a book sometime.

Give us a shout when you figure it out!

Neil Armstrong said "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" its one of the most famous quotes in America

Did it hurt?

When I told you that you were wrong so you looked it up and realized you were wrong?

What else don't you know?

No it didn't.
Screw you
Einstein said that success is 1% determination and 99% perspiration

Except that isn't the actual quote, as Armstrong himself has been saying for decades.

Keep trying, buddy. Maybe ask a teacher for help on Monday?

"Imagination runs the world" Napoleon Bonaparte

Glad you agree. Like lots of children, you just need a mirror to entertain yourself.

Har har har. Very funny

"It's fun to watch idiots on the internet try to overcompensate and throw temper tantrums when they get called out."

- Me

I know right, watching people make such fools of themselves is awesome