That uber eats driver was the
worst. The milkshake he
delivered was completely
melted and tasted awful, plus
now I can't get off the toilet; That wasn't a milkshake, that was the prep for my colonoscopy you jackass; So I don't have
food poisoning? No but you owe me $50
for another prep you idiot; F that I'll leave a milkshake in the sun for you