I like dark humor ....

me as a girl: girl sleepovers are like:

Me:"Hey wanna summon demons with me?"
Friend:"HELL YEAH!"
Me:"I'LL GET THE DEMONIC SPIRIT JUICE!"
Friend:"I found the Minecraft torch!"
Me:"Oh look,a ghost"
Me:"Wait ima catch it"
Me:"Hold on"
Me:*leaves room*
Me:(Loud band) "I GOTCHU"
Friend:"Can we keep it as a pet?"
Me:"Yea sure"

Me as a boy: "Okay comrades, summon the can of beans!"
Homie: "Unleash the power of the beans!"
Us: *Starts chanting*
Mom: "Boys, it's time to sleep!"
Us: "Okay, mom!"
Mom: *leaves*
2nd Homie: "Guys, I have something to show you!"
Also 2nd Homie:

I find your lack of Schwartz disturbing.

Size?

1 Planck

Mine is a giga planck opposite of urs

Sad life man just deal with it

My sleepovers:
Friend: You wanna make some sculptures like these with me?
Me: yeah, how do they stick together?
Friend: you lick them
Me: HECK YES
Friend: let's talk about dragons, a random planet we just made up, smart things, and other weird stuff while we're at it
Me: you had me at licking sculptures.
(Then we take about weird stuff and do weird stuff and act weird and have a blast until the end of the sleepover)

summon the beans

I've seen that movie

jedi

Took you a year to respond lol

literally

fr bro

This is so fricking true lol

yep