IF YOU EVER WONDER WHY AMERICA SEEMS TO BE ON THE CRAZY TRAIN; YOU'RE CHASING ME CAUSE I'M A BLACK CAUCASIAN! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULT! BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO THINK LIKE THIS; NO, TELL YOUR TEACHER THE EARTH IS FLAT! OTHERWISE OUR CARS WOULD ROLL DOWNHILL WHEN WE PARKED THEM! AND LIKE THIS; OFFICER YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN LAWS! I'M TRAVELING, NOT DRIVING! AND THIS; VOTE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE
