Skyrim role play pog! Your character has to be a cat person, lizard person, an elf, or a human. No joke, no erp, no romance, may

So I already said this to Spleenthecat101., but I’m atheist_human’salt so if you see me role playing with you, don’t worry, it’s just me

*Spleensthecat101.

Marbilou (he is a human):ooooh my head..... it hurts...

Ralof: Hey. You! You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. *he jerks his head toward a Redguard in rags

Marbilou:Well yeah, what a shame they got us

Lokir: You and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

Ralof: we’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!

Marbilou:What, can't we have a fine and normal conversation, like normal people?

Lokir: What’s wrong with him though? *he turns to a man in a fur cloak. He is gaged*

Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King!

Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the Rebellion. But if they’ve captured YOU, oh gods. Where are they taking us!?

Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovengarde awaits

(Sovengarde is Skyrim’s afterlife for the brave at heart)

Marbilou:Hey uhhhh Mr the soldier, Where are we going, because uhh..... normally this shouldnt happen, i should be with my family...

*you enter a small town*

Ralof: This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny, when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe

Boy: Who are they, Daddy? Where are they going?

Man: You need to go inside, little cub.

Boy: Why? I wanna watch the soldiers.

Man: Inside the house. Now.

Boy: Yes, Papa.

Imperial Captain: Get these prisoners out of the carts. Move it!

Lokir: Why are we stopping!?

Ralof: Why do you think? End of the line.

Marbilou:Welp i got an idea fellas, just do what they say for now...

Ralof: ok… Well, let’s go. Shouldn’t keep the gods waiting for us.

*you exit the cart*

Lokir: No! Wait! We’re not rebels!

Ralof: Face your death with some courage, thief.

Lokir: you’ve got to tell them, we weren’t with you. This is a mistake!

Trooper the panther: (in head: Go***mnit imperials got my skooma. I was supposed to export it from Elsweyr...)

*contain violence

Moth(human): "...What. Finally? How long have I been out?"

(Lol npc bullshit intensifies) “you were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there *he jerks his head toward Lokir*

Moth: "Oh..."

Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. *he turns to you* You there, you and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

Moth: "Stormcloaks, huh? Interesting..."

Ralof: Well, we’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, (thief)

Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!

Moth: *nods*

(Lol this oc has already gone through this) daidric dragnoc (if you won't allow a daidric race then he's argonian): this again..

Ralof: *dying of laughter*

Ulfric: *muffled laughter*

Imperial Guard: shut up back there!

like i understand bretons arent the strongest sort but ive seen skeevers more brave than you

Lokir: *crying* you’re so mean :(

i mean your about to get yourself killed anyway

*you arrive at Helgen*

alright lets get the show off the road

(I was expecting you to comment on the fact that Ralof grew up in Helgen)

Ralof: this is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in? Heh. Funny. When I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.

(Npc bullshit intensifies) Ralof: Hey. You! You’re finally awake.

Lemme guess I got caught crossing the border

Ralof: um… yeah. Why?

ive been through this before theres gonna be an execution and we are gonna get saved from a big black dragon named alduin

Ralof: *visible fear*

dont worry you dont die

Lokir: *sarcastically* oh well I guess that makes it better then

you try to run and get sniped i know that

Ralof: lol loser

quite the wimp for a horse thief

* Yoas stared. *

Aries- *sits and stares at person*

(Ok)

Ralof: …

Lokir: …

*you arrive at Helgen*

Aries- this place looks kind of... Dreary.

Ralof: STFU. This is my hometown, you bigoted-

Aries- oh OH sorry calm down jeez this is my first time here.

Ralof: *stares at you with murderous intent*

Aries- I'm sorry I didn't know it was your home town and I'm sure you going to kick me in the shin when we get off the ride.

Ralof: …I will

Lokir: …I’m scared.

Aries- it's ok lokir as long as your not the first one then you will understand it's only a short amount of pain except ralof when he kicks me in the shin that is a longer period of pain which is to as sharp as getting you head cut off.

Ralof: Which is what’s going to happen to us

Aries- that... Is very true

Ralof: Hey! You! You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. *he jerks his head toward a Redguard in rags*

Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. *he addresses you.* You there, you and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!

Aries- ye I was trying to get over the boarder. But I hope I and you guys die cause you guys seem nice.

Ralof: I appreciate it.

Lokir: What’s wrong with him though? *he turns to someone across from him. He is gaged*

Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King!

Aries- is he going to kill us or are we going to rot in a jail cell for the rest of our lives?

Lokir: He’s the leader of the rebellion. But if they’ve captured YOU…oh gods. Where are they taking us!?

Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovengarde awaits.

Lokir: Shor, Mara, Kynareth, Akatosh…! Divines, please help me…

Aries- *mimics the guard telling them to shut up*

( XD) aries- I enjoy annoying people it's fun. * Aries whisper to the other*. ' and it can get the guards to give you what you want if you know how to do it correctly'

(I don’t know what this rp is turning into)

Ralof: …you do realize their gonna kill us, right?

Aries- yeah I know but better make the guards suffer while I'm still alive. 'at least annoy them till I make an escape plan'. ( ngl it's kinda an interesting RP but '...' those commas are whisperingbjust so u know)

*you step off the cart*

Ralof: *kicks you in the shins

Aries- *trips* CRAP! *Gets a lot of snow in mouth*

Imperial Captain: …ok wtf
So umm… Hadvar help them (I don’t know ur ocs gender lol) up

Hadvar: *helps you up

Imperial Captain: So um… step toward the block when your name is called.

( Aries is a girl lol) aries- thanks I guess. *Aries says thankfully*

Hadvar: Ulfric Stormcloak, Jarl of Windhelm.

Ralof, while Ulfric walks away: It has been an honor, Jarl Ulfric.

Hadvar: Ralof of Riverwood

*Ralof goes*

Hadvar: Lokir of Rorikstead

Lokir: No! I’m not a rebel! You can’t do this!

Imperial Captain: Halt!

Lokir: You’re not gonna kill me!

Imperial Captain: Archers!

*the archers shoot Lokir to death*

Imperial Captain: Anyone else feel like running?

Hadvar: Wait! You there. Step forward.

*you step forward *

Hadvar: Who are you?

(He’s asking what your name and race is)

Aries- my name is aries and I'm a human... Any other questions to waste my time?

Hadvar: um… no…

Hadvar: captain, what should we do? She’s not on the list

Imperial Captain: forget the list! She goes to the block

(Also I’m atheist_human’s alt so)

(oop lol)
Aries- Shut up!

(Yeah my original account was on my school iPad and a. Imgflip was blocked and b. it got taken away bc we’re getting chromebooks next school year so now I’m using it on my phone)

Hadvar: Ok, ok, jeez. Just follow the captain and be quiet.