i know why he's a dog
dogs have a great sense of smell
he has a meth lab
meth labs make meth
meth is a drug
drugs do things to you
cocaine is a drug
it's a drug you sniff
dogs have a great sense of smell
therefore, water white is a dog because he sniffs crack

why is he a dog

He's a furry

Kill it

Ok

at least there aren't a lot of furry results-

Lol