I've come to make an announcement; Jade_Harleys a bitch ass motherf**ker, he f**king mugged me. Thats right, he took his knife out and f**king stabbed me, and he said his knife was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small knife, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my Knife looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f**k the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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