The shorter it is, the more canny it is.

Me when I didn't post for:; 10 days; 9 days; 8 days; A week; 6 days; 5 days; 4 days; Half a week; 3 days; 2.5 days; 2 days; 1.75 days; 1.5 days; 1.25 days; 24 hours; 22 hours; 21 hours; 20 hours; 19 hours; 18 hours; 17 hours; 16 hours; 15 hours; 14 hours; 13 hours; 12 hours; 11 hours; 10 hours; 9 hours; 8 hours; 7 hours; 6 hours; 5 hours; 4 hours; 3 hours; 2 hours; 1 hour; 30 minutes; 10 minutes; 1 minute; 1 second