CAT TOY HACK #247; GET A WINE CORK, PREFERABLY NOT AMALGAM (THE KIND MADE FROM GLUED TOGETHER BITS) AND BORE A HOLE THROUGH THE MIDDLE LARGE ENOUGH TO THREAD A SHOELACE, STRING, 550 CORD, TWINE, ROPE, RIBBON, SHREDDED TOWEL OR T-SHIRT (CATS DON'T
GIVE AF, SO ANYTHING SAFE WILL WORK). TAKE A 1+ FT LENGTH OF WHATEVER CORD YOU CHOOSE, TIE ENOUGH KNOTS TO STOP THE CORK ABOUT 4 INCHES FROM ONE END, THREAD ON THE CORK AND TIE ENOUGH KNOTS TO HOLD IT IN PLACE ON THE CORD. VOILÀ, BITCHIN CAT TOY. (YOU COULD JUST THREAD THE CORK ONTO THE CORD AND TIE A LOOP AROUND IT. I USED A DRILL TO MAKE THE HOLE. RESULTS MAY VARY, ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR HELP IF YOU'RE NOT OLD
ENOUGH TO RUN WITH SCISSORS, IANAL, ETC. TL,DR MAEK DIS FOR TEH KITTEHS!