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me

give

why?

give it

umm ok then ig

"nope i do not trust you with that rope."-random WRATH agent

Y?

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

I will slap you give me the rope now
this is not a joke

Come back when you're a little.... mmmmmm Richer!

ඞ

Look, that's a weird ass kink, even for me.

it's not a kink
it's a choice

I would. But I feel like it would akin to threatening you with a good time. So no.

I want everyone else to be happy

Wanna know what will fix all of your problems?

*deep sip of British breakfast*

Narcissistic, sociopathic, personality traits!

Let your emotions die. Kill them if you have to. Worked for me.

No, suicidal and stupid.

Nah.

Suicidal is boring. You gota survive to make your enemies suffer.

Stuipid?

Meh.

I'm a jerk.

Than you have a lot of enemies to outlive 💀

Unless you start killing them.

I don't hate them, they hate me.

Then f**king laugh as their mother has to watch them get lowered six feet under.

Survival. Improvise, adapt, overcome.

Life is like Fortnite battle royale. Outlive your enemies so you can dance on their graves.

I hate Fortnite.

Same.

But I was unironicly accurate.

And besides, your interesting to talk to. So by doing so you are making me happy. Congratulations.

Not really.

If you even make a move for it I will make the ten commandments look like a checklist.

. . .

Here *gives rope*
I understand your wish to leave this hell. I hope to see you in the afterlife.

Thanks

Np. A friend of mine is suicidal. Ive had to help them through their relapses, and i know that life sucks. If you wanna do it, I'm not gonna stop you. Although, i would be sad if you did.

: )

I do but the question is why do you need it?

i want everyone to be happy

Wdym?

I got rope

Can i have it

no

It's not a choise

what the hell is a choise