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It’s Alaska you old, decrepit, neanderthals | TEXAS IS NOT THE BIGGEST STATE; TEXANS | image tagged in if those kids could read they'd be very upset,memes,texas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
18,442 views 162 upvotes Made by TheNuciestNooGoneSkiing 3 years ago in fun
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2 ups, 3y,
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this is coming from someone who lives in Texas, our state pledge was altered when Alaska was added to remove a line that said that we were the biggest state. so in a sense every Texan knows that we are not the biggest. but we do have the most guns
0 ups, 3y
Ya swirly is right. I agree also being from Texas.
1 up, 8mo,
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and that's a fact | TEXAS IS NOT THE BIGGEST STATE. IT'S ALASKA, YOU OLD, DECREPIT, NEANDERTHALS. | image tagged in and that's a fact | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
As for the other extreme, Rhode Island is the smallest state.

Also, here's another fact about Texas: King of the Hill, the TV series where this meme template originates from, takes place in that state.
0 ups, 8mo
Bro, why have two people today commented on posts I made 3 years ago
1 up, 3y
Living in small states isn't bad
0 ups, 3y
he's right, alaska is actually the biggest state in america
0 ups, 3w,
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Mercator projection
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
Tf you doing here in the big 26😭
0 ups, 3w
"The big 26" My prediction was right...
0 ups, 3y
Texans sneeze bullets
0 ups, 3y,
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If you are from Texas sorry if you are offended by this meme but I’ve met some people from there that brag about how they are the biggest state and they’re kind of jerks about it. I do understand that a lot of people in Texas are nice and I have friends and family from there.
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0 ups, 3y
i'm not offended, there are a lot of jerks in texas
0 ups, 8mo
I'm from New York, but even if I did live in Texas, I still wouldn't be offended, so you're good.
0 ups, 3y
Yea coming from Texas but ik were not the biggest state
0 ups, 3y
Dude...I live in Texas.
0 ups, 3y
I live in Texas and I do not believe Texas is the biggest state
0 ups, 3y
no america is the biggest state
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0 ups, 3y
Alaska much
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Al_sk_
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