*the dog absorbed the skull emojis*

this is blocky cars level of roleplay

*the dog absorbed my reaction to our creation*

*the dog absorbed my response to your comment*

*the dog absorbed the "the dog absorbed the" joke*

*the cat absorbed the dog*

*Burgerpants died 5 seconds later*

*I spontaneously combust*

*the dog absorbed the explosion*

*respawns outside and absorbs the cat that tried to absorb the dog*

*the dog therefore absorbs you*

*quickly teleports out of the dog*

*deletes the alt because they have violated the law*

K

you're welcome