WHILE LIFE SAVINGS THROUGHOUT THIS NATION ARE CRASHING AND BURNING AND THE AVERAGE VOTER IS BECOMING FURIOUS, JOE BIDEN FLIRTS WITH INFLATION DENIAL AHEAD OF MIDTERM ELECTIONS. "COME ON MAN, 8.3% INFLATION IS HARDLY ANYTHING AT ALL . . . AND AT LEAST THERE ARE NO MORE 'MEAN TWEETS!'"; THANKS TO JOE BIDEN I'M THINKING OF TAKING UP 'DUMPSTER DIVING' TO MAKE ENDS MEET. CHEER UP BRO. I DUMPSTER DOVE FOR THIS WHOPPER. WE ALL GOTTA MAKE PERSONAL SACRIFICES TO ACHIEVE THE LEFT'S VERSION OF UTOPIA FOR THIS NATION. AM I RIGHT?
