you, my friend, need a B-H-L! One of my personal creations in Scribblenauts Unlimited. Each one comes pre-made with a single black hole inside of it. Just pull that trigger and bada-bing bada-boom! (note that by buying this item, you are signing a liability contract that says "by purchasing this GildedThor product, I *your name here* am agreeing to take any sort of fault for being transported to other dimensions, being torn apart by the sheer mass of the created black hole, the potential destruction of the entire world, any copyright violations of the Aperature Sciences Dual Portal Gun, and I agree to give any credit for new technologies that may or may not be discovered in other universes.")
Second... What the heck is a B-H-L? I don't think I even need this. (even considering that this is a universal valuable property in the Scribblenauts Unlimited Dimension (Yes, that exists. And it would probably be true if this were to exist inside the Multiverse.))
Third... I can literally restore destruction to its former self *Reverts the damage to its former self by the blackhole that I've just fired* See?
Dude, it was just a joke. Even in my fricking video game, it is pure garbage. Once you fire it, the black hole travels like 1 foot, stops dead, and proceeds to absorb and annihilate everything within its vicinity, including the B-H-L, and its wielder (namely, you).