JUST LET ME SLEEP

Covid: Lemme change that

I would be pleased if my brain could make me laugh like that.

"Hello, body Let's think about South African architecture." I hate my dreams.

Me before sleep: "Let us think of a perfectly written ARG with a plot that could be a book at the right balancing to make sure people can solve it"

Biting your leg is a major felony on mars

What episode is that from

bruh this is so true.

When the term covid spreader becomes legit even in your brain:

Oh crap I do lick doorknobs and the aliens are all looking at me like I did something wrong. I found out