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First one-
Skid: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Edgar: Skid no.
M: Mistlefoe.
Edgar: Please stop encouraging them.

Second up-
Skid: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Cherry: To the city?
Skid: Yeah, no matter what!
X: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Skid: I... I don't know!
Edgar: Oh, come off it, be serious!
Skid: I am serious!
Edgar: You're insane!
M: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Skid: What???
M: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Edgar, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

third-
Edgar: Why are Skid and M sitting with their backs to each other?
Cherry: They had a fight.
Edgar: Then why are they holding hands?
Cherry: They get sad when they fight.

fourth-
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Skid: Thanks fam!
Edgar: oh no
M: *cries* I love you too
Cherry: Sounds fake but okay
Bun: *A flustered mess*
X: can I get a refund

*inhales*

fifth (oh this is good shit)
Skid: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Edgar: You were flirting with M.
Skid: So what? They're my partner.
Edgar: You asked them if they were single.
Skid:
Edgar: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

w h a t a b o u t m e ? -

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I ' m i n t h e r e l a t i o n s h i p t o o ; ~ ;

no 6- no simp september bish
Skid: M and I are having a baby.
Edgar: That's gre-
Skid, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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