A WOMAN WAS IN LABOR AND AS THE BABIES WERE BEING BORN; DAD WAS TRYING TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL BUT WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC; MOM HAD TWINS AND THE DOCTOR CALLED IN THEIR UNCLE; "THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO NEED NAMES," THE UNCLE SAID; WHILE MOM WAS RESTING, DAD FINALLY MADE IT TO THE HOSPITAL TO MEET HIS NEWBORN CHILDREN; "THIS ONE IS NAMED DENISE," SAID THE UNCLE; "THAT'S BEAUTIFUL UNCLE BOB! WHAT IS MY SON'S NAME?"; "DENEPHEW"