MY CAR HAS BOTH A 'POWER TO THE PEOPLE' AND BLM BUMPER STICKER! BUT WHY DID THE ETHNICITY DIVERSE GANG STEAL MY CATALYTIC CONVERTER? THE FUNNY THING ABOUT THAT MADAM, SIR, OR THING IS THAT VIGOROUS AND SELF-RIGHTEOUS LEFTIST VIRTUE SIGNALING ALWAYS WORKS . . . UNTIL IT DOESN'T.
