Hello Mario (mod note: your good. Just delete the image if it gets out of paw)

Hey baby are you a school cause I wanna shoot some children up in you

Damn thats good

yep

13% I liked this because I'm a assassin and I like shooter jokes

God f**king damnit you took my rank of best flirter

Ha-ha ha

Take my upvote

Good job, you have bested me in flirting.

I just realized I got the high score

Also... UNO REVERSE CARD

I'm going to start running now

Well this is gonna be interesting

*hugs you tightly in broad daylight, much to your inherent surprise*

I dunno, I always wanted a Mr. Jaws hug (I heard they're really good) - plus you've been a really good friend to me ever since you came online to Imgflip, and I just thought I'd show that I cared - that's all :)

(Sorry if that sounded exceedingly cringey and reeked heavily of breakfast-cheese, but I couldn't be NSFW even if I wanted to - I dunno, I'm very squeamish)

:D

50% awww thanks!

:D

Btw: you got the highest score so far

*happy avian noises intensify* :>

im not really good at making people blush :/

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If you were a triangle, you would be “acute” one (that kinda sounded gay ngl)

4% uno reverse card

umm uhhh, are you my pinky toe? because uhhh i want to bang you against the table

12% kind odd but not bad

Alexa: I got a lovebug from you.

And I don't need no cure.

1% because YOUR the one blushing

Alexa: Frick.

My favorite flavor in the world is the taste of your lips.

1% NO YOU

Are you a pillow because i want to sleep with you every night

12% I like that

I'm 1# now right? Best i've seen is 4%

I can say for certain that you are the most handsome, attractive, gorgeous, perfect man in the world.

because i am competitive and it is my duty to become the 1# flirter on imgflip

And the strongest ;)

Heh heh

So your saying I'm strong? Awesome dude!

Nope.

How dare you be so rude! does that mean i am a pillow and you wanna sleep with me every night?

why would i run?

Jaws is a lot bigger than you

I could take him, easy

Yes.

Let's do it.

Who’s preacher?