They're not rare, I have hundred of them in my closet after using a daycare. The parents have already been dried out of their blood. The kids are next. I'm using them as a tear farm.
After they're done crying, I'll wring out their blood.
I have so far eaten 40,000 kids. I'm threatening the other 900,000 kids I plan to keep alive to do things for me. The rest are gonna be food.