I'll do you one better, STRAWBERRY kiwi.

Pineapple on pizza is enough, but anything else is just pure torture.

I put banana on pizza

Strawberry beats pineapple
Pineapple beats kiwi
Kiwi beats strawberry
It's like rps but with pizza

I've wondered when this would be brought into the world!
Strawberry beats pineapple
Pineapple beats kiwi
Kiwi beats strawberry
It's like rps but with pizza

you know the fuqing Swedish chef is Swedish not Italian right

Even the Swedes know that anyone who would put kiwis on pizza deserves an immediate death sentence.