See, that’s why grass wants me to touch it so bad.
That’s why I’m such an omega chad.
Cause I’ve touched grass every single day of my life.
Cause the day I was born, grass wanted to be my friend. But as we matured… grass wanted to be more.
So I gave into there silly little game.
And I’ve touched grass since day one.
But you giga chads are still valid for simping for grass