IDIOT BOSS:
THE ANNUAL REVIEW TYRANT; "I AM AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO GIVE YOU A 2 THIS YEAR. YOU ARE JUST NOT MEETING MY EXPECTATIONS."; "WHICH EXPECTATIONS DO YOU MEAN? THE FACT YOU MOVE THE GOAL POSTS? OR THAT YOU DELIBERATELY BACK STAB ME? OR MAYBE MY INABILITY TO SEE HOW YOU GOT THIS JOB WITHOUT DROPPING YOUR PANTS AND BENDING OVER A TABLE?"