IDIOT BOSS:
THE MEMORY HOLE; "WHY DID YOU ASK FOR THOSE NUMBERS FROM BILLING? I TOLD YOU I WAS WORKING ON THAT!"; "SIR, I ASKED YOU THREE WEEKS AGO FOR THOSE NUMBERS. PLUS I SENT TWO REMINDER EMAILS A WEEK. YOU NEVER RESPONDED!"; "YOU JUST WEREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH TO REACH ME!"