WELCOME, ILLEGALS. GLAD YOU COULD BE HERE! NOW UNFORTUNATELY OUR STATE MADE JUST ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION PUNISHABLE WITH A MANDATORY 40 YEARS HARD LABOR, AS DID ALL OTHER RED STATES; GOOD NEWS THOUGH! YOU'VE GOT 7 DAYS TO LEAVE ALL RED STATES AND HEAD FOR THE BLUE. NO CHARGES AND FREE TRANSPORT IF NEEDED. TELL YOUR FRIENDS!