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Fak_u_lol's political bingo; The KKK should be outlawed; Medical marijuana is ok; Pro-life; Rabidly anti-communist; Unrestricted gun ownership; MAGA; Though I despise it, hate speech is free speech, as long as it doesn't incite violence. pro-NATO (We should aggressively attack communists everywhere); Anti-lockdowns; The draft is unconstitutional and illegal; Pro-Ukraine; Drastically reduce taxes; Anti-welfare state; Ban Congress from taking on more debt; Zoning is unconstitutional (The government has no right to regulate what we do with our own land); There is no such thing as "democratic" socialism; Antifa is a terrorist organization; All Lives Matter; Build the wall (Just immigrate legally, it's not that hard ffs); Anti-UN; Global warming is a myth to dupe us into more government control; Free the markets! End the Federal Reserve; McCarthy was right