POV: you're walking on a sidewalk, when all of a sudden she jumps out of a bush, and you're not blind. image. wdyd?

you're not blind, are you tho?
ok but fr here's an actual prompt:
POV: you're walking on a sidewalk, when all of a sudden she jumps out of a bush, lettuce in hand, saying "hey kid wanna buy some lettuce". wdyd?

Chris: why?

Soul: holy shit a cow

DoyOP4: “Yeah, sure.”

"W-what?"

Trooper fursona: Lettuce? You sure not weed?

Cookie: Why would I buy your lettuce???

Chi chi: uh ok?

Raiden: ooh weed