Is it because I don't have a Nintendo account?

Also nice art

Not mine
I was looking at fanart and found this

Memechat me the entire storyline
I wont do story mode anyway

You can just find a YouTube video
There were videos about all bosses and the ending even before it was supposed to come out

Ih yeah

Oh yeah

please do not spoil splatoon 3 for me
i dont even have the game

I wouldn't do that
I'm not an octoslob

i wish you a very pleasant evening

You too
I hope you enjoy splatoon 3 when you get it

i lost almost every game in the splatfest demo lol

Did you watch the entire credits sequence?

Yes
I even restarted the game and I still don't have it

Hmm
Then idk

Report?

I restarted the game and I still don't have it
I started trying to unlock the secret level because I have nothing else to do

I unlocked it

And it is HARD

I suggest talking to customer support

It's the necessary thing to do