yessss sadness (mod note: if things get too bad involving the tw, take it to memechat or the image will be removed)

My uncreative self: "Hey, welcome to the sleepover."

Myst: Hey.

*checks clock*

Zeta (this dude) walks in, following myst.

"Welcome, welcome. You doing good?"

"Kinda.
Sis is driving me crazy, but shes always in her bedroom."

"Sucks."
*a brief second of silence*
"So... you guys wanna watch TV or something?"

Myst: Yeah.
Zeta: *silence*

*goes to the living room and turns on Family Guy*

Myst watches, zeta sitting in her lap.
Btw, myst is 7 feet tall, and zeta is 5 feet tall.

I'm in the middle ig

*This plays:*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsLta6MQw0

Myst stares at the screen.

"Everything okay?"

"yeah."

"Okay..."
*2 episodes of Family Guy pass*
"I'm hungry."

Zeta: me too.

"I'll get, like, chips or something, I have a bunch of Pringles cans in my pantry."
*gets up to go to the kitchen and retrieve the fried potato slices*

Zeta gets up, and turns into a mere shadow.

(Literally or metaphorically)

he looked like this now

*turns around and sees it*
"Uh, w h a t t h e h e l l ? "

Myst: where'd that lil bastard go-

"Is this normal?"

"No."

"but i dont live with him, so i dont fuсking know.."

"NO SWEAR"

"But uh, this is... odd..."

Myst grabs a flashlight, and shines it at the ground.
Behold, midget!

"What is it that you're doing?"

"just..to the left..."
And zeta appears.

"Ah, welcome back."

"Hmph."

*goes back to collect potatoes fried in oil*

Myst grabs zeta, and puts him in her shirt to contain him

"Hey guys, I'm back with the chips."

Zeta: *muffled* "HELP"
Myst: Thanks.

"Why is he in your shirt?"

"Im not gonna let him do his little march again.
I know what hes like when hes angry."

*leaves can on table*

She opens it.

*keeps watching Family Guy*
"Anything new happening in your lives?"

Myst: Not much.
Zeta *muffled*: "not really"

"Cool, cool. Not much either."

Myst lies back.

*goes on phone cuz bored*

Myst takes zeta out her shirt.

"Good"

Zeta: FINALLY

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oh ight

Museky: hey! welcome!

Myst: hey.

Museky: so what do you wanna do?

Zeta walks in.
Myst: Eh, i dunno.

Museky: hmm... movies?

Both: Sure.

Museky: *turned on Divergent* this should be good

Myst (who is 7 feet tall) sits on the couch, and zeta sits in her lap.

Museky: *6'2"* *sits next to them, and watches the movie*

Zeta is 4 feet btw

(ok, skip till the movie is done?)

(Yea)

*after the movie is done*
Museky: *a bit tired* *yawn* what now?

Myst: Maybe i can go make some food...
Zeta: *half asleep* w-wha.?

Museky: okay...

Myst gets up, to the kitchen.

Museky: *waiting*

She starts making some ramen.
Then, she goes down to the dishwasher to see if there is a sharp knife.
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