No joke rp and NO ERP YOU ZOOPHILE!

“AY!”

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GrEy: "what the hell is that!?!"

*The dog stares at you*

GrEy: hmm

Trooper: Oh hey there buddy *pets*

*She enjoyed that!*

Trooper: awww

*she look at you in your eyes, you feel like theres something special about her*

Trooper: ...

"More..." *DID THE DOG JUST.... SPEAK!*

Trooper: Uh. Sure. *headpats*

"Mmmmmh continue, i never got this in my entire life....."

Trooper: *petting*

*she seems to love that!*

Frost: "hello there"

The dog:Hello..... i don't know what animal you are...

Frost: "glaceon"

The dog:Glaceon? i never heard of that

Frost: "oh... what breed are you"

The dog:Im a Doberman, yet people reject me for what i am

Frost: "sorry to hear that"

The dog:Its alright, Im used to it

Frost: "if you say so"

siri: awww cute puppy

*the dog look at you*

siri pets her

*she is enjoying that!*

(keeps petting)

???:this.... is amazing *HOLY F**K DID THAT DOBERMAN JUST TALK?*

*calls 911*

Anya: Ace! Look! Anya sees a Doberman!
Ace: really? Do you think it’s friendly? *uses his guide can to go to the dog* Hello Mr. Doberman

Iris:Back in my day people hated me because i was the dog of a witch, how rude to insult people about how they look.

Ace: well- not just- my- looks…*the teens drive away after a while, bored that Ace didn’t do anything. Ace gasps for air as if he just ran a marathon with his stubby little 7yo legs* it’s, sorry, my eyes don’t see like normal people’s. Here *opens his pupil-less and iris-less eyes, they’re just the white scalara* see? Just one thing

Iris:Well i could maybe fix that young fella. I have seen worse.

Ace: huh? The doctors said there was no cure…you’re sure you can help?

Iris:Of course my child, i saw my master do it when she was alive, it should be easy enough.

*the doberman looks at ace*

*Ace holds out one pale hand, eyes closed happily before frowning*
Ace: Hello? Me. Doberman?

???:Hello child *she said while putting her head on their hand*

Ace: *giggles* H-hello! I’m Ace, what’s your name?

Iris:Someone named me Iris, a long time ago.

Ace: beautiful name! *suddenly, a group of teenagers riding over on motorcycles and start revving their engines, causing Ace to cover his ears*

Iris:Seems like times have changed arround here.

Teen1: Like our music, Snow White?
Ace: that’s- not- my- name! It’s- Ace!
Teen2: Yeah, but that’s not nearly as accurate, and your eyes help prove our point, as well as your skin and hair White out

Iris:Do you know those deliquants child?

Ace: They- don’t like me- c-cause- of- my ey- my eyes! Cause- they- don’t work- like- they- should!

OH YEAH! This guy needs pet

Nah I just want pets *pat pat*

The dog:I love it so much

Heheh

The dog:My name is Iris btw

Oh ok

The dog:Mmmmmhhh more.....

*pets more*

The dog:Ooooooh this perfect *she shows her belly*

*gives belly rubs*

The dog:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Awwww *turns to fox and cuddles*

The dog:I..... would like more....

*turns back to human and gives more belly rubs*

The dog:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Awwww