Imagine them not answering

Bruh

Then they're all dead.

It's cuz I'm BLACK init

Definition of my life in one sentence:

XD

This is a Saw game.

Jigsaw: you have a phone and can only call 1 contact, or you will die, who do you call?
Me: *frantically dials 911*

THAT'S SO SMART

Easy win

The smart thing is to text a friend to answer their phone when you call, and then call them
Then you don't get fined

Fr

My friend who never answers the phone

970-245-4545

I'm wheezing wtf was that

i looked it up Dominoes lol

hehe

63456789 - if you need a little loving.

We're sorry but we are extremely busy at the moment. We know that your call is very important and we are doing our very best t...

Pain

Me: calls myself

Do I have to call someone nobody really talks to me

call the rickroll number

Me: “HELP ITS AN EMERGENCY I HAVE TO CALL SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER!!!”
911: *doesn’t answer*
Me: *dies*

I know who to call guys

My Nana