whats your most WTF stories

this ratio

hardie-har-har

wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

My mom making me born

I was taking a shit in school toilet, door was locked and someone kept trying to enter.
He even tried to climb on the door.

school bathrooms are where weirdos and smokers are born

Seriously, if its locked obviously theres someone inside, why you try to enter?

bc some dumbf**ks lock the doors to the stall and crawl under the stall to leave

But i literally said "i'm inside wait for me to get out" and he kept trying to get in

probs wanted to f**k with you

Like everyone else

I-

Luigi knocked kicked down my door and then he said "It's Luigi'in time", and then proceeded to Luigi all over the place.

You

I don’t remember exactly, but while I was at baseball practice during the one year that actually played baseball, some guys walked in, asked for toilet paper, and the next thing I remember I was army crawling out of the stall

I ate my tooth when I was like 6

did it hurt?

I don't think it did.

I also remember a kid who swallowed his tooth he cried so hard about it he threw it up in the toilet then flushed it down the toilet not knowing it was in his vomit

ew.

yuh this was like 2nd grade lol

Here have a very short story that happened with me IRL years ago:

I was little, and I don't remember all of it, but I was at a wall, and I grabbed my own dump(shit), and smeared it all over the wall, and my brother joined in, my bitch father noticed, came in and was so pissed at me and my brother

id be pissed to if my kids was smearing shit all over the wall

Yeah but my father abused me a couple of years later

zad