My friend: eww theres a bug in my food
Me: just be glad there ısnt a dog in your food
My friend: wdym?
Me:

Go***mn dogs in my food

yeah and they're delicious!

from the creators of the face on mars comes dog on pizza

side note: its probably not pizza but thats what i thought it was pizza when i first saw it cause of thr color, i'm just saying this before some idiot would try to start an argument with me over it