I'll take a pony instead...
Former President Donald Trump once tried to pay off some $2 million in legal fees with a deed to a horse, according a new book by David Enrich, a business investigations journalist with the New York Times.
This anecdote was publicized on Monday ahead of the book's publication by The Guardian, which obtained an advance copy of the work titled, "Servants of the Damned: Giant Law Firms, Donald Trump and the Corruption of Justice."
As reported by the outlet, Enrich's book states that the offer was made in the 1990s, when Trump had racked up around $2 million in legal fees with a prestigious law firm.
Enrich wrote that Trump had "refused to pay" and that the lawyer eventually lost his patience and made an unannounced visit to Trump Tower, per The Guardian.