I'M DOING MY BEST TO GOAD THE MAGA REPUBLICANS INTO THROWING THE FIRST PUNCH
SINCE JANUARY 6TH...
& IF THEY DON'T FALL FOR IT...
WE'LL TREAT THE FBI RAID OF MAR A LAGO, LIKE HARPERS FERRY
OCT. 1859, WHEN JOHN BROWN
STOLE RELICS OF GEORGE WASHINGTON
FROM HIS HOSTAGE, LEWIS WASHINGTON.
LET'S ALL HOPE KAMALAS' TEAM ISN'T
ALLEGEDLY MAKING PLANS; INSPIRED BY THE PLAYBOOK,
OF HONEST ABES' ACTIONS,
TO GO ON OFFENSE,
IN RESPONSE TO
NO INJURIES AND NO DEATHS AT
FORT SUMTER APRIL 12, 1861; -JUNE 1, 1861
BATTLE OF FAIRFAX, COURTHOUSE
RANSACKED FOR VITAL DOCUMENTS
OF GEORGE MASON, GEORGE WASHINGTON AND OTHERS.
WE CONTROL FACTUAL HISTORICAL NARRATIVE.1 DEATH
-JUNE 3, 1861
MY POLITICAL RIVAL, STEPHEN A. DOUGLAS
COINCIDENTLY PASSES AWAY, SUDDENLY
-JUNE 3, 1861
BATTLE OF PHILIPPI, OUR UNION SIDE
RIDICULES OUR OPPONENT IN THE AFTERMATH,
YET I SENT IN 1,400 UNION TROOPS FROM NORTH,
1,600 UNION TROOPS FROM SW, 3,000 TOTAL,
ONTO A TOWN OF 400 PEOPLE & 800 TROOPS
DESTROYED THEIR PRINTING PRESS. ZERO DEAD. GAME ON
