BotW characters and knowledge required.

Zelda: oh no

Malice Brekon: “Where is the master sword?!”

Me: we're never telling you where the master sword is!
Ignia: isn't the master sword in the lost woods
Me: ignia you weren't supposed to say that
Ignia: whoops

Malice Brekon: “Hur hur hur. Master will be pleased.” *jumps away*

Me: *grabs malice brekon* tell me where is your master

*you are too late, he disappeared into the clouds*

Me: damn it
Link: *holding the master sword*
Me: hi link
Link: *waves*

*you see a large explosion from the korok forest, and Malice Brekon lands where he was previously standing*

Me: link run!
Link: *prepares the master sword*
Me: link don't! You're going to die again!

Malice Brekon: “There… That is it.” *makes a gross gurgling noise* “Hand it over.”

Me: no!
Ignia: is this a bad time to tell you that you are powerless
Me: who said I was powerless
Ignia: ...

Brekon: “Give it now.”

Me: not over my dead body!
Izumi: *floating in the air watching*

Malice Brekon: “Then over your living body.” *extends a guardian arm to grab the sword*

Link: *dodges*
Me: link you need to run right now!
Link: *cuts malice brekons arm off*

*the sword bounces off hir armor* Malice Brekon: “Pathetic.”

Link: *surprised*
Me: that's why you need to run!
Link: *runs away with Zelda*
Hiroshi: what is going on
Me: idk

*Malice Brekon storms after him on all four guardian arms*

Hiroshi: oh no you don't! *Goes super Saiyan and chases malice brekon*

*Malice Brekon shoots malice lasers at them*

Link: *deflects them with the hylian shield*

*Malice Brekon stops crawling with the guardian arms and stands, shooting lasers from all four arm’s guardian eyes*

Terrako: *dashes in through a portal*
Me: oh it's terrako

Malice Brekon: “Terror what?”

Me: terrako a guardian that has the power to travel through time

Malice Brekon: “Hur hur hur.” *shoot malice lasers at Terrako, covering him in malice*

Terrako: *plays a tune*
Mipha revali daruk and urbosa: *walk in through a portal*

Malice Brekon: “You may have defeated my master like this, but I’m much stronger!” *coughs*

Sidon teba yunobo and Riju: *walk in*
Me: hello
Sidon: hi

Malice Brekon: “This will be fun.” *explodes, sending malice everywhere*

Revali: *uses revalis gale and dodges*
Me: well I guess all of us are stuck in malice except for revali

*Malice Brekon reforms from some malice and rocks*

Me: *thinks of what to do*

*Malice Brekon stabs at Mipha with his guardian scout sword*

Me: wait the link in this timeline has the champions blessings so he can heal mipha
Ignia: I don't think that's how it works

*Malice Brekon slashes at Sidon with the guardian axe*

Me: well fudge
Ignia: I guess this is the last day we will be alive
Me: yup

Malice Brekon: “You guess correctly.” *Brekon falls down on Malice Brekon and shoves him into the ground with tons of force* Brekon: “You guess INCORRECTLY!”

Me: hi
Ignia: how are you so calm in this situation?
Me: I dunno

*Malice Brekon throws Brekon out of the hole*

Hiroshi: *goes super Saiyan god*

(hello?)

(have patience, I have limited time and about 15 notifications)

(sorry)

(it’s fine)

*the Brekons keep fighting*

Me: *watches*

*Riko appears and helps Brekon fight Malice Brekon*

are botw ocs ok?))

(yes)

ok))
Cua(Rito, female, straight, traveler)): "I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING VALUABLE I SWEAR!"

Brekon: “Are you sure?” *slurps* “Where is the master sword?”

Cua: "The sword of legend?..."

Malice Brekon: “You heard me.”

Cua: "Listen...I wouldn't know where anything like that would be... But... It's said to be in the Lost Woods. Like that's true, though."

Malice Brekon: “Hur hur hur. You have been very useful.”

Cua: "Um...Thanks?"

*he jumps super high, and disappears into the clouds*

Cua: *finds a random updraft and follows* "Why are you looking for the sword of legend anyway?"

*Malice Brekon is long gone from the clouds*

Cua: "Huh."

*he jumps up again, from korok forest*

Cua: "Wow...That fast?"

Malice Brekon: “Fool! It’s not there! You’d better have a good reason for this…” *makes gross gurgling sounds*

Cua: "L-Like I said...It's just a legend!"

Malice Brekon: “No it’s not. I will find it, and slay you with it to prove it’s existence.”

Cua: *nervous laughing for an uncomfortable amount of time* "Oh. That's nice..."

Malice Brekon: “Grrr.” *lands*

Cua: "Well...Maybe someone already has it?"

Malice Brekon: “Link…”

Cua: *lands* "Who?"

Malice Brekon: “Grrr.” *jumps to Hyrule castle*

Cua: "..."

*Brekon walks over to you* Brekon: “Where did he go?”

Cua: "Hyrule Castle..."

Brekon: “Oh boy. Thanks.” *presses a button on his helmet* “Hyrule castle. Tell Link.” *stops pressing the button*

Cua: "..."

Brekon: “You should probably stay somewhere… You know… Not in the middle of nowhere.”

Cua: *nods* "Yeah, I've had enough problems traveling for a lifetime."

*Brekon nods, and jumps to Hyrule castle*

Cua: *flies back to Rito Village*

*there are tons of explosions and lasers at and from Hyrule castle*

Cua: "..."

*After about half an hour of chaos, it stops*

Cua: "Huh..."

*Brekon falls out of the sky next to you, having jumped from Hyrule castle*

Cua: "What was going on over there?"

Brekon: “He was waiting for Link to come with the master sword.”

Cua: "Oh..."

Brekon: “We destroyed him. No need to worry about him for another week.”

Cua: "Oh that's nice-What do ya mean, another week?"

Brekon: “He’ll reform around then and cause more trouble.”

Cua: "Oh."

Brekon: “Yeah.”

Cua: "..."

Brekon: “…”

Cua: "So...Um...Who are you, anyway?"

Brekon: “I was a royal guard, but I got interested in ancient tech. I made all sorts of stuff, like this suit.” *waves the guardian arms around*

Cua: "...Cool."

Brekon: “Yeah.”

Cua: "I'm Cua."

Brekon: “I’m Brekon.”

Cua: "Nice name."

Brekon: “Thanks. Same for you. Do you study ancient tech?”

Cua: "Not really. A few years ago, I left the village. Went to travel the world...Turns out it was a bad time to do it."

Brekon: “Well, every time is a bad time. I believe in staying home and playing video games based on real life from another universe.”

Cua: "Yeah."

Brekon: “My friends bring me all kinds of weird stuff, like this thing like a weaker sheikah slate called an ipad.”

Cua: *looks at it* "Neat."

Brekon: “Yeah.”

Cua: "..."

Brekon: “…”

Cua: "So...Is there a permanent way to get rid of that guy? Or at least one that lasts a bit longer?"

Brekon: “Not really.”

Cua: *sighs*

Brekon: “Yeah.”

Cua: "..."

Brekon: “…”