"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! YAP, MAGA IS FACIST. YAP! YAP! YAP!"; "911, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?"; "IT'S ME BAPHOMET. . .AGAIN! THAT SENILE OLD FOOL BIDEN WANDERED ONTO MY YARD FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH! CAN YOU TELL THE WHITE HOUSE TO KEEP HIM IN A NURSING HOME! NOT ONLY IS HE LOUD, HE KEEPS POOPING EVERYWHERE!"